I love lamp. TwitterFacebookFlickrTumblr (3.0; @christophr)http://christophr.tumblr.com/<p>From here on out, I’m just going to tweet about nothing but sadness and depression. Seeing as how I’m a fucking expert and all.</p>http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/284223915http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/284223915Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:06:00 -0800<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/pagecrusher">pagecrusher</a>: It must be horrible to get laid off from your job at the unemployment office. “See you tomorrow.”</p>http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/283100127http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/283100127Mon, 14 Dec 2009 03:48:17 -0800<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/iamnotdiddy">iamnotdiddy</a>: Why is “patience” a virtue? Why can’t “hurry the fuck up” be a virtue?</p>http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/283100131http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/283100131Mon, 14 Dec 2009 03:48:17 -0800<p>Jailbreaking your iPhone and using 3G tethering for your Macbook Pro IS THE SHIT, PEOPLE. Trust me on this one.</p>http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/280121574http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/280121574Sat, 12 Dec 2009 02:20:15 -0800<p>Pro tip: to mask the smell of ANYTHING on your breath, 4 Altoids will do the trick. You will, however, lose your sense of taste completely.</p>http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/276476721http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/276476721Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:29:52 -0800<p>Hey, know how sometimes life is just one gigantic, humongous, steaming pile of shit? Yeah, me too.</p>http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/274248232http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/274248232Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:19:13 -0800<p>Two day old salad is EXACTLY as good as it sounds.</p>http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/271022628http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/271022628Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:39:45 -0800<p>Know why they call it a “roach clip”? … Because “pot holder” was already taken.</p>http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/266847870http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/266847870Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:52:03 -0800<p>IE7 is the new IE6. In other words, everytime someone uses IE7, God kills a bunny. You don’t want more innocent bunnies to die do you?</p>http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/265144563http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/265144563Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:42:47 -0800“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.”<br/><br/> - <em> Jack Kerouac (via <a href="http://reamien.tumblr.com/">reamien</a>)</em>http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/264553090http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/264553090Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:07:14 -0800<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/aaroncourter">aaroncourter</a>: Oooooh, I got my first SEO email. I feel important. Or not. Or scammed. Whatever.</p>http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/263282367http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/263282367Mon, 30 Nov 2009 01:01:43 -0800<p>I’m running out of places to hide the bodies. #howtoquitsmoking</p>http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/262685066http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/262685066Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:53:54 -0800<p>Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy Thanksgiving, whatever. This year I’m grateful for something something just pass the damn gravy already would ya?</p>http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/258609956http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/258609956Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:21:36 -0800<p>Just drank coffee so strong, it put chest hair ON MY CHEST HAIR. Did you know that the human body can vibrate by itself? This is all true.</p>http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/257192149http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/257192149Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:53:14 -0800<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/jonathanmead">jonathanmead</a>: “You are something that the whole universe is doing, in the same way that a wave is something that the whole ocean is …</p>http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/255484122http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/255484122Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:57:38 -0800<p>A rock, a broken iPhone screen, razor blade, mace, thumbtacks, rubber bands…Macgruber would do some killer shit with the stuff in my desk.</p>http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/255132781http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/255132781Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:24:32 -0800<p>Just wanted you all to know that I *think* true happiness *might* come in the form of a little blue pill. Called Xanax. You’re welcome.</p>http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/245468452http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/245468452Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:24:14 -0800<p>“Further the Sky” by The Gabe Dixon Band is one of the best songs I’ve heard in a long, long time. Go look it up. You’ll thank me later.</p>http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/245468449http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/245468449Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:24:14 -0800<p>I’ll even give you the link. How easy can it be, people? Take a listen. ♫ Further The Sky - The Gabe Dixon Band <a href="http://lala.com/zkjY">http://lala.com/zkjY</a> ♫</p>http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/245468447http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/245468447Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:24:14 -0800<p>Crazy homeless man screaming on street. Me, shouting out window: “Can you use your INSIDE VOICE PLEASE?” … “Oh…right. Nevermind, then.”</p>http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/243824978http://christophr.tumblr.com/post/243824978Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:15:16 -0800